Frankie lights up The Darkness
IF you’re going to be in a band whose highs are stratospheric and whose lows disappear into the bowels of hell, like bassist Frankie Poullain, you might want to do it with The Darkness.
The lights went out on the over-the-top retro rock of the band in 2005, though they got back together in 2011, have had an album out since and are on the brink of another.
In 2005 The Darkness – having sacked bassist Frankie – imploded.
Frontman Justin Hawkins headed for rehab after the intense five years of touring, writing, recording and awards – three BRITs and a Mercury Music prize nomination for triple platinum debut album Permission To Land.
Of the other three, Justin’s brother, guitarist Dan and drummer Ed Graham formed Stone Gods. Out of rehab, Justin put together his own alternative line-up Hot Leg in 2008.
But what about bassist Frankie Poullain who didn’t feature in either of the alternative line-ups?
Oh, not much. He wrote a book, bought, restored and sold a French chateau, got married and divorced. Kept busy.
His book, published in 2008, is called Dancing In The Darkness.
He said: "I just wanted to do a really silly book because it had all ended quite sourly and we were all taking potshots at each other.
"So I just wanted to do a book almost making fun of the memoir, from a guy who had done one album, a bassplayer in a band and how to be a mountain guide with no sense of direction."
Frankie’s time before the band had included being a mountain guide in Venezuela.
"I decided to make it into a self-help book: how to be a bass-player with no sense of rhythm how to be a mountain guide with no sense of direction."
Frankie also used his time to pursue a dream – falling for a castle in France and spending a lot of time and money trying to do it up.
"It crumbled when I was there and had a lot of problems I wasn’t equipped to deal with – being quite useless at that sort of thing," revealed Frankie.
But the uncle of his Polish partner at the time came over and took on the work.
Despite great times at the chateau north of the Dordogne he co-owned, Frankie said: "I wrote a chapter about it in my book called, From Chateau To Sh**hole.
"I sold it a month before the recession and felt extremely fortunate, but guilty about the people who bought it because a month later it had halved in value."
But it had started like any dream about owning a chateau in one of the most beautiful parts of France.
"I had some great times at the castle – it was in Charentes, north of the Dordogne where there are quite a lot of English people and old-fashioned French people. It’s a bit like Dorset, but French.
"I had lots of guests coming over – there was a funny energy there.
"Basically it had been a school in the 1800s and there had been a lot of children there who had died because there was so much infant mortality in those days.
"Inside those thick walls there was an awful lot of human discord, the imprint that people leave in a particular place, but there is a sort of mystery thre that is hard to rationalise.
"I bought it with my artist friend Duncan Gent.
"I had gone to visit him in France where he was painting and he said he’d seen this beautiful chateau and took me to see it.
"I fell in love with it – at that moment I was quite stressed from touring, so I needed something."
Looking back to the band meltdown now, Frankie said: "I was sacked for various reasons.
"I guess for hiring my own accountant, arguing and questioning things. And it was a situation where there was a lot of drink and drugs – and success tends to exaggerate the differences that you have with other people.
"It was a very volatile situation.
"And when you have brothers involved ..."
He dips into a memory.
"I remember I met Jimmy Page just randomly on the way to a photography exhibition by his daughter and he said – a propos of nothing – ‘It must be hard to be in a band with brothers’.
"It’s a great experience as well because of that bond, but sometimes you are caught in the crossfire."
Though The Darkness started out with music that echoed Queen or AC/DC, their next album sounds brings change.
Frankie said: "We’re working on a track called The Horn. It’s not like 70s or 80s metal, it is a much more progressive track musically.
"It’s got elements of Faith No More, System Of A Down, My Bloody Valentine. It’s going to be more musically inventive and a little less self-conscious, I think."
And yet, you’ll get to know them better if you make it to their Inverness gig tonight (Thursday).
Frankie explained: "We’ve been around for 13 years as a band and 10 years as a kind of successful band. And we figured it was time to introduce ourselves, so we have this intro song called Second Fiddle.
"It started off about six months ago in a dressing-room when Dan took out his acoustic and started off with this really nice chord and he said "What can I sing about?’
I said ‘Sing about exactly what is going through your mind and who you are as a person!’.
"The first thing he sang was ‘Second fiddle, all of my life!’ because of being Justin’s brother.
"It was sweet because he’s a very modest man – and he’s also a very underrated songwriter and arranger.
"Then Justin came in and started singing about being a trailblazer, leading all the way!"
Though debut album Permission To Land has now sold 1,300,000 copies and The Darkness are a worldwide brand, Frankie reveals their fans don’t swamp them.
"I wouldn’t say mobbed, it’s a bit more like Shaun Of The Dead," he said.
"You emerge from a doorway and because people are quite shy, they walk really slowly towards you because they don’t want to charge you, so it’s got a bit of a zombie feel.
"But I hope that doesn’t sound like disrespecting our fantastic fans!"
For anyone who has ever seen spoof rockumentary Spinal Tap, you get lots of echoes with The Darkness.
Frankie laughs: "It’s vaudeville! James Dean Bradfield of the Manic Street Preachers said we were a vaudeville band.
"But we write all our own material and take risks.
"Brian May said that what he liked about us was our anarchic sense of humour.
"And as soon as we’re onstage we have fantastic fun.
"We’re right on the edge of being ridiculous and sometimes we can cross that edge into being pantoesque – but we try to be a little bit edgy.
"That’s what makes us different from a tribute act which can be very slick or straight.
"We do revel in our weirdness."
Frankie has been to the Ironworks before, thanks to his step-brother, comedian and writer Phil Kay – who has spent some time living in Findhorn.
Frankie laughed: "I’d come up to see Phil and he then showed me round Findhorn and introduced me to his harem of lassies who were really into him.
"One of them looked at me and went ‘Wow you’ve got Findhorn hair!’ – because I’ve got big curly hair.
"I thought that was equal parts charming and stomach-churning!
"But Phil’s an amazing guy, he’s just done a book as well, called The Wholly Viable and it’s about how he justifies a life putting himself in situations to be able to have stories to feed into his comedy."
Did the two share a creative childhood?
"Creative in the sense it was quite dysfunctional, though my mother is a very strong woman.
"Phil’s dad was around for a while and Phil and me bonded as kids.
"My mum is French and works as a tour guide. She sometimes takes French and Italian tourists around the Highlands.
"In terms of our childhood, there was a lot of moving around and she was bringing up me and my four brothers."
Music is far more to Frankie than a job.
"It has got me through from some tough times. That is the power of music when you are having a difficult time.
"It’s been watered down now because I guess people have so many distractions – computer games and the virtual world – so music maybe has a bit less power.
"But I am sure there will be a renaissance and some formidable comeback that will sweep people off their feet again."
And Frankie feels The Darkness’s music plays its part.
"There is an awful lot of music now made for people listening to music on their own, with headphones on.
"Our music is based on communion, bringing people together rather than sending them into a dark room with their headphones on."
The Darkness play the Ironworks, Invrness, tomorrow (Thursday), supported by River 68s and Lost Alone.